Soy un chico normal. 

Gamer, smart, lazy, agnostic.

Soft porn liker. 

No necesitas saber mas.

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El momento en que te pones un calcetín, y buscas el otro, y tardas unos segundos en darte cuenta que ya lo tenias puesto también.

Es un momento incomodo.

mermaidvogue: The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth 1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. 2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. 3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. 4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. 5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. 6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. 7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. 8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. 9. Do not harm little children. 10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. 11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. ugh why is this so perfect?

mermaidvogue:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

ugh why is this so perfect?

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Yo no soy ningún caballero en brillante armadura, por que acabaría como el Rey Cailan.

Tampoco soy un guerrero bañado en sangre que gana cada una de sus batallas.

Pero querida, te prometo que siempre seré.. THOR!

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Hoy me sentí tan solo, que pedí 2 Pizzas familiares y esperar a que alguien cayera a comer conmigo.

Lo peor del caso es que no sucedio, y me quedé tan solo como el único vello no depilado de una pierna. O de mas arriba.

Aunque en ese caso hubiera sido feliz C:

Oh mierda! Se ha roto :(
Thousands of men, about thousands of things.

Que difícil es dormir con alguien de tu familia, sabiendo que hay el peligro de tener un sueño erótico.